February 2012
Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you...
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kyandi:
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mechinism:
i am that asshole who leaves a bit of toilet paper left on the roll so i won’t be responsible for changing it
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mère est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
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gynemimetophilia:
orenjikisses:
themalcolmeffect replied to your post: i just taught myself how to make a fried egg
wait you didn’t know how to make fired eggs before how were you even alive
shh
shhhh
its ok
i can only make scrambled eggs
well jesus if we’re all moving in together I’ll be the one to cook okay
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
